i hate when people saying taking selfies is being “self-obsessed” and “conceited” shut the fuck up and let people like themselves
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
let’s not talk about how often i go to your blog, mkay? mkay.
"Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."